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I want to see your favorite/ funniest favorite baseball quote or favorite/ funny sentence to say about baseball.
Mine is: I’m a slow guy but most of the time hit for power. “Sure I steal some bases, just 4 at a time!”
I also pitch, walk a lot but my pitch speed makes up for it. ” I have 2 pitches, a FASTBALL, and a FASTERBALL!”
“Anything hit that high and that far should have a stewardess and an in flight movie” Former Astros pitcher Larry Andersen after giving up some bombs in his last outing…he was then traded to Boston for some kid named Jeff Bagwell
~~Very Funny Baseball Prank~~
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Big Bang Theory Quotes Funny Baseball Jersey by CafePress Some of the funniest quotes by Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory. Great gift for any fan of the hit show… |
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The Bullpen Gospels: Major League Dreams of a Minor League Veteran $7.98 “After many minutes, hours, days, weeks, months and years spent in the bullpen, I can verify that this is a true picture of baseball.”–Tim McCarver ”There are great truths within, of the kind usually unspoken. And as he expresses them, Dirk Hayhurst describes himself as ‘a real person who moonlights as a baseball player.’ In much the same manner, while The Bullpen Gospels chronicles how all o… |
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Skinnybones $2.14 Summary:For the smallest kid on the baseball team, Alex “Skinnybones” Frankovitch has a major-league big mouth! But when he brags his way into a pitching contest, this might be one mess that not even Alex can talk his way out of.About the Author:•Barbara Park is one of today’s funniest, most popular writers for middle grade readers. Her novels, which include Skinnybones,  Mick Harte… |
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The Yogi Book: I Really Didn’t Say Everything I Said $0.40 If the subtitle of this delicious collection of Yogi-isms has you scratching your head, it has done its job as stunningly as Berra used to do his behind the plate at Yankee Stadium. The Hall of Fame MVP catcher for the pinstriped dynasties of the late 1940s through the ’50s and into the ’60s, Berra was about as quick with his witticisms as he was with his bat and glove. But if his observation… |
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Quotes $3.09 This is my book – a collection of quotes that have inspired me throughout my life as they even do today. |
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MLB Bloopers Funny Side Of Baseball $8.74 Rated: NRSynopsis: If Major League Baseball was just pitching, hitting and defense, there wouldn’t be anything funny about it. But there are pranks. And practical jokes. And the funniest on-the-field baseball mishaps and brain cramps this side of the new millennium that must be seen to be believed.From sprinklers gone awry to bugs where they don’t belong to players coming to the ballpark on skateboards and rickshaws, MLB Bloopers: The Funny Side Of Baseball delivers the laughs and is the perfect DVD for baseball fans who both love their sport and more than a little comic relief. |
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Children Growing Funny : A Collection of Poems and Quotes $16.53 No Synopsis Available |
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Tweet This Book: The 1400 Greatest Quotes Of All Time In 140 Characters Or Less $9.19 The Twitter answer to your favorite quotation dictionary with tweetable-length quotes that are clever cool smart touching wise funny and more Brevity may be the soul of wit but 140 characters is the absolute limit on Twitter! Luckily Tweet This Book allows you to spice up their microblog with the greatest quotes of all time. Each one is not only brief — it is officially tweetable. The quick punchy quotes in this wonderfully diverse collection come from all circles and include literary greats; politicians like Abe Lincoln Winston Churchill and Barack Obama; and sports figures musicians and celebrities like Yogi Berra Tupac Shakur and Hunter S. Thompson. With an easy-to-use A-to-Z organization by topic you can quickly find the perfect quote for anything you want to tweet about. |
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God Loves Golfers Best: The Best Jokes Quotes And Cartoons For Golfers $11.49 God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes quotes and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron because even God can’t hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies "This isn’t going to take all day is it?" In primitive society when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled it was called witchcraft; today in civilized society it is called golf. God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes quotes and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! |
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Called Up: Stories Of Life And Faith From The Great Game Of Baseball $10.19 During eight seasons of major league baseball pitcher Dave Dravecky learned more than the importance of getting ahead in the count or wasting a pitch when he had the batter in the hole with an 0-2 count. Baseball taught him lessons he could apply to his life and his relationship with God. That’s what Called Up is about. In this fast-moving and compelling book Dravecky retells classic baseball stories and introduces readers to some of baseball’s greatest players—and characters. Taking you inside the game his insights will prompt you to think. You’ll actually feel the tension for instance as you relive the final three outs in Sandy Koufax’s electrifying no-hitter against the Chicago Cubs in 1965. And as you consider the huge odds Koufax faced you’ll be encouraged about your own performance in this pressure-cooker world. In life unlike baseball no one pitches a no-hitter—and thanks to God’s grace you don’t have to. Filled with well-researched stories and spiritual insights along with hilarious quotes from the players Called Up also tells you about: * Branch Rickey’s secret ambition to integrate Major League baseball * how Jackie Robinson’s faith sustained him in 1947 the year he broke the color barrier * why freezing Ted Williams’ body so he can one day be resurrected doesn’t make sense * the wit wisdom and spiritual truths behind Yogi Berra’s sayings * Dravecky’s all-time all-century best-ever All-Star team * the challenges Dravecky faced living out his Christian faith in front of his teammates God doesn’t waste any pitches when it comes to teaching you about life from the game of baseball. You’ll love the breezy stories the quick applications the timeless thoughts and funny quotes in Called Up. Are you ready for the first pitch? Good—because the umpire is yelling ‘Play ball!’ With Mike Yorkey Dave Dravecky retells classic baseball stories from yesteryear and draws on his many on-the-field experiences to illustrate how God doesn’t waste any pitches when it comes to teaching us something about him and his Word. |
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Baseball For Dummies $11.99 “Joe Morgan again shows himself a rare bird: an ex-jock with savvy and the ability to communicate it.” —People “This book has something for everybody, from longtime fans to Little Leaguers.” —New York Newsday Baseball For Dummies, Third Edition, is for baseball fans at all levels, from players and coaches to spectators who love the game. Baseball Hall of Fame player and ESPN baseball analyst Joe Morgan explains baseball with remarkable insight, using down-to-earth language so everyone from the casual observer to the die-hard fan can gain a fuller appreciation of the sport. This updated edition features: Everything you need to know about the game, from what it takes to play each position and how to hit and run the bases to what to watch for in the game and how to appreciate the finer points of the sport Coverage of new star players, new stadiums, and game milestones The lowdown on today’s baseball Web resources The latest on stats and sabermetrics The inside story on the new steroid rules From how to throw a knuckleball or hit an inside pitch to how to keep a scorecard or pick a winning fantasy league team, Morgan covers all the bases, showing you how to get the most out of the game. You’ll see how to: Improve your hitting, pitching, and fielding Find a team to play on, from Little League on up Evaluate stats, players, and records Coach or umpire effectively Get more out of a trip to the ballpark Complete with Morgan’s personal lists of top-ten pitchers, fielders, and relievers, as well as new quotes from Derek Jeter and Keith Hernandez, Baseball For Dummies gives you all the inside tips, facts, and stats so you can play like a Major Leaguer! |
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Tales, Quips & Quotes And Poems $4.79 Articles, poems, quotes dealing with life in general, past experiences and opinions. |
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I Want to Laugh: Funny Jokes, Quotes, One-liners and the Health Benefits of Laughter All Inside This Book $12.63 No Synopsis Available |
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If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren’t There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times $11.99 John Lloyd and John Mitchinson have proven themselves to be masters at digging up obscure facts, abstruse information, and amusing anecdotes and presenting them effortlessly, somewhat slyly, with either great wit or at least a little bit of tongue in cheek. Their gifts are on full display in Quote Interesting, a lively, wonderfully enjoyable anthology of hundreds of quotes you probably have never heard before, arranged thematically from A to Z. From laugh-out-loud-funny bon mots to some real headscratchers, Lloyd and Mitchinson have gathered a universe of star-studded blurbs like: "The Beatles are dying in the wrong order." Victor Lewis Smith "When you forget to eat, you know you’re alive." Henry James "I think people would be alive today if there were a death penalty." Nancy Reagan "You know ‘that look’ women get when they want sex? Me neither." Steve Martin From the Hardcover edition. |
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A Journey of Quotes to Building Your Dreams $4.99 A Journey of Quotes to Building Your Dreams is must read self help and quick read book containing a number of quotes by familiar people that has motivated and encouraged millions in some way in life by their inspiring words written. Antawn /Joseph has been reading quotes and journaling their thoughts for years and now wish to share their ideas with others to not only to live a good life but to think outside of just the everyday living of just getting by. By reading different quotes and understanding others ideas can help you as well as those you associate with build confidence and move you to act on that motivation. Antawn/ Joseph say that you are not average. No-one is the same and that everyone has something to offer. Start being different by reading A Journeyof Quotes to Building Your Dreams. |
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Daily Motivational Quotes $2.39 This is a collection of favorite motivational quotes all in one place! Some are sales related, some are business related, but most are just life related. They are in no particular order, just a random thought for each day of the year to help keep you on a positive note. If the old saying "misery loves company" is true, then motivation must breed happiness! |
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A Load of Balls: Football’s Funny Side $10.29 <p>As former England striker and television pundit Jimmy Greaves famously said, football is ‘a funny old game’. In <i>A Load of Balls: Football’s Funny Side</i>, John Scally confirms the truth of his statement by providing a potpourri of double entendres, timeless quips and amusing anecdotes from the tongues of football’s elite. </p><p> </p><p> Hundreds of silly stories and priceless nuggets have been sourced to recreate the unique excitement, drama and unpredictability of football in the words of the sport’s practitioners. The result is a wry, quirky and sometimes outlandish catalogue of comic creations. For lovers of the absurd, outrageous and totally bizarre, this selection of stories and quotes will amuse and delight. </p><p> </p><p> Packed with priceless gaffes from the likes of David Beckham (‘My parents have been there for me since I was about seven’), Bobby Robson (‘We didn’t underestimate them; they were just a lot better than we thought’) and Paul Gascoigne (‘I’ve never made any predictions about anything and I never will’), this hilarious collection is guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of even the most casual sports fan.</p> |
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Billy Graham in Quotes $13.29 A stunning collection of quotes from a longtime warrior for Christ. A note from Franklin Graham: "My father Billy Graham is known for speaking out about the one and only thing that matters in this world: the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ. He remembers the call of God seven decades ago to preach the Word of God to all those who would listen about salvation that comes only through Christ. He took this high calling with seriousness and boldness in obedience to God and once said ‘I will travel anywhere in the world to preach if there are no strings on what I am to say.’ "My father has always prayed that his words would reflect God’s standard of truth as the basis to claim ‘I have given them Your word’ (John 17:14). In this book I believe you will see that he has faithfully spoken God’s Word that quenches the thirst of those seeking to draw from the wellsprings of Life. It is highly meaningful to see these statements now collected in one volume." Drawn from an unparelleled collection of both personal and published works Billy Graham provides input on more than one hundred topics such as suffering joy money addictions peace and many more. |
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Adult Hot Dog Costume – Funny Halloween Costumes $27.22 Funny Costumes – This tasty all-American treat will be a hit at the baseball game or sports party! Our amusing Hot Dog Costume includes the funny pull-over-the-head, 1-piece foam tunic with printed yellow mustard strip and attached matching hood. Pair with our Ketchup Bottle costumes for a fun couple’s costume theme! Shirt and pants not included. Polyester, hand wash and line dry. |
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240 Inspirational Quotes on Humility : Quotes That Lead to Humility $15.59 No Synopsis Available |
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Patches Of Godlight: Father Tim’s Favorite Quotes $11.99 Written in Father Tim Kavanagh’s own hand this wonderful collection of quotes brings to life the personal reflections of Mitford’s beloved Episcopal priest. Here Father Tim has carefully recorded his favorite quotes from a variety of thinkers philosophers and poets whom he has admired over the years. Next to the quotes are Father Tim’s personal comments scribblings and doodlings. From C. S. Lewis and Mark Twain to Aristophanes and St. Paul these heartwarming words on love life and faith are a perfect addition to the Mitford series-and a must-have for Jan Karon’s millions of readers.Written in Father Tim Kavanagh’s own hand this wonderful collection of quotes brings to life the personal reflections of Mitford’s beloved Episcopal priest. Here Father Tim has carefully recorded his favorite quotes from a variety of thinkers philosophers and poets whom he has admired over the years. Next to the quotes are Father Tim’s personal comments scribblings and doodlings. From C. S. Lewis and Mark Twain to Aristophanes and St. Paul these heartwarming words on love life and faith are a perfect addition to the Mitford series-and a must-have for Jan Karon’s millions of readers. |
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The Quotable Entrepreneur: 365 Inspirational Quotes For Entrepreneurs $2.99 365 Inspirational Quotes for Entrepreneurs. For an entrepreneur, entrepreneurship is more than a way of life; it is a religion. There’s just no other conceivable way to exist. Maybe for you, too? If so, this is the book for you. |
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The Baseball: Stunts, Scandals, and Secrets Beneath the Stitches $78.69 The holy grail, the fountain of youth, the golden fleece, and the baseball: rarely do objects inspire such madness. The Baseball is a salute to the ball, filled with insider trivia, anecdotes, and generations of ball-induced insanity. Which Hall of Famer once caught a ball dropped from an airplane? Why do balls get stamped with invisible ink? What’s the best ticket to buy for catching a foul ball? Which part of the ball once came from dog food companies? How could a 10,000-year-old glacier help a pitcher grip the ball? In this enlightening, entertaining, and often wildly funny book, Zack Hample shares ballpark legends and lore, details the evolution of the ball, and offers up his secret methods for snagging your own from major league games. From the Trade Paperback edition. |
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Love: Quotes And Passages From The Heart $6.29 True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen." Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld , Writer "To have a good friend is the purest of all God’s gifts, for it is a love that has no exchange of payment. It is not inherited, as with a family. It is not compelling, as with a child. And it has no means of physical pleasure, as with a mate. It is, therefore, an indescribable bond that brings with it a far deeper devotion than all the others." Frances Farmer , Actress Whether it’s the love we feel for parents, significant others, or even pets, this treasury of quotes and passages offers a wonderfully diverse way to discover the meaning of love. Included are thoughts from talented minds such as George Bernard Shaw, Anna Quindlen, Woody Allen, and many more. This beautiful hardcover gift book, affordably priced at $14.95, is perfect for readers of any age who are in the mood for love. From the Hardcover edition. |
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Triumph and Tragedy in Mudville: A Lifelong Passion for Baseball $10.99 "Scientific analysis intersects with flat-out fandom. [Gould] could write, he was funny, and he loved, loved baseball."- Booklist Science meets sport in this vibrant collection of baseball essays by the late evolutionary biologist.Among Stephen Jay Gould’s many gifts was his ability to write eloquently about baseball, his great passion. Through the years, the renowned paleontologist published numerous essays on the sport; these have now been collected in a volume alive with the candor and insight that characterized all of Gould’s writing. Here are his thoughts on the complexities of childhood streetball and the joys of opening day; tributes to Mickey Mantle, Babe Ruth, and lesser-knowns such as deaf-mute centerfielder "Dummy" Hoy; and a frank admission of the contradictions inherent in being a lifelong Yankees fan with Red Sox season tickets. Gould also deftly applies the tools of evolutionary theory to the demise of the .400 hitter, the Abner Doubleday creation myth, and the improbability of Joe DiMaggio’s 56-game hitting streak. This book is a delight, an essential addition to Gould’s remarkable legacy, and a fitting tribute to his love for the game. |
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What Baseball Means To Me: A Celebration Of Our National Pastime $18.99 For some people baseball means a memory-of a certain dusty ball field on a certain summer day or the first time they walked into a major league park and saw the perfect emerald playing field. For some baseball means one heartbreaking or heroic moment. And for others it means a father a friend or an old flame who shared a game for a day or for a lifetime. To create this marvelous book more than 150 writers athletes celebrities politicians presidents and pundits were asked what baseball means to them. The answers came back with richness wonder insight and poetry. A fascinating portrait of baseball’s beautiful nuances What Baseball means to me marks the greatest collection of original essays ever written about the game. Accompanied by more than 200 classic baseball photographs the voices in this book bring alive the game in all its venues-in the past and present in wartime and hard times in Cuba in Wrigley Field or Yankee Stadium. We meet players in a different light: including Paul Molitor returning a baseball to a trusting boy named Dan Jansen Derek Jeter as depicted by his dad the Toledo Mud Hens as seen through the eyes of Christine Brennan and Pedro Martinez talking about baseball as a way of life in his native Dominican Republic. Most of all we meet ordinary Americans like the kids Rudy Giuliani grew up with in Brooklyn or the man in Philadelphia who transforms himself for every home game from mild-mannered Tom Burgoyne to the Phillie Phanatic. Funny moving and each one a diamond in the rough of the American consciousness the essays in this book are the ultimate baseball conversation. Paying homage to the perfect sport here is the perfect companion for all our personal baseball journeys. |